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Yo dere, muh motha fuckin name iz Bonquisha an' ah be eighteen years old. muh motha fuckin beotches sometimes page me Chantelle but ah like ta be called Pochahontas. ah live in Australia an' ride ta skool on muh kangaroo named Asch'lye. Ah like grubbin on cheese all day what 'chew thinkin' man? Ah like liveblogging Glee wif muh cat Dashaquitra. Hugs an' don't make me shank ya!

Yo me an muh gurls (Dashaquitra and Asch'lye) lookin' hot and shit.


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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

brb printing these out

I AM PRINTING THESE AND PUTTING THEM IN MY BAG SO THAT I CAN ALWAYS HAVE THEM WITH ME. ill be out somewhere and there’llbe nothing to do, and i’ll be like DONT WORRY, I HAVE THIS CARD GAME HERE. excellent.



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Glee Cast Superlatives 

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➥ The best of Matt Bomer

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anna-torv told me: "When I see Glozell I actually think you are her."

this makes me so happy.

i am practicing being her.


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so the other day.. 

karly and I were working out how much our boobs weigh.

mine weigh 5kg. EACH. not together….EACH.

THAT IS 10 MUTHAFUCKING KILOS THAT I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WEIGH.

and when i get preggers (god forbid) they will grow to at least 2 sizes bigger than they are now. (according to some doctor somewhere i dunno)

I WILL HAVE TO HIRE 2 MANSERVANTS TO CARRY THEM AROUND FOR ME BECAUSE I WILL FALL OVER AND NOT BE ABLE TO GET UP OFF THE FLOOR.

christmas is cancelled. shan’t.